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Alchemist
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Re: ur mom

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quote:
Originally posted by krnxkid
how many ur mom jokes do u kno?

ur mom is so fat it took me 2 bunny rabbits and a bunnyrabbit to get on her good side

ur mom is such a drunk that if it weren't for the bunnyrabbits in the martinis, she would starve to death

ur mom is so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran out of bunnyrabbits

ur mom is so stupid she tripped over the wire on a cordless bunnyrabbit

ur mom is so fat, she's taller lying down

ur mom is so fat that when she bends over we go into daylight savings time

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castle outsider
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your mommas ass is so big that when she sits down shes 3 feet taller

eh..nm..ahha

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yo mommas so stupid she tryed to put m&m's in alphabetical order
yo mommas so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

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Chinesegrl
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your mommas so fat that when she walked infront of the t.v she missed 7 episodes

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quote:
Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
wait nevermind thats just Chris (krnxkid)


is he that fat?

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quote:
Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
your mamma is so fat, the only belt the right size for her was the Equator... wait nevermind thats just Chris (krnxkid)

u fuck
i just noticed it right now
ur dead man

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yo momma's sooOoo old when the cops pulled her over and asked for ID she handed him a rock

yo mOmma's so FAT when she jumped in the air she got STUCK

yo momma's so FAT when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles


Hehee .. ^o^

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quote:
Originally posted by rOnin warriOr
yo momma's sooOoo old when the cops pulled her over and asked for ID she handed him a rock

yo mOmma's so FAT when she jumped in the air she got STUCK

yo momma's so FAT when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles


Hehee .. ^o^



How about YOU'RE SO GAY YOU DECIDED TO POST EM HERE

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yeah these jokes would be funny if we were 4

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yo mama so fat her breast are real lol
your mama so fat last time she ran she cause the '89 earthquake
yo mama so ugly she's ugly
yo mama so fat that she's fat
yo mama so stupid she's stupid

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yo mama so fat her breast are real lol
your mama so fat last time she ran she cause the '89 earthquake
yo mama so ugly she's ugly
yo mama so fat that she's fat
yo mama so stupid she's stupid



you're so gay you're gay

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quote:
Originally posted by screwyou
you're so gay you're gay


Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach

and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

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quote:
Originally posted by niggoreanboi
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach

and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"



hahaha my friend told me a your momma joke like that but i cant remember all of it >.< haha but nice joke Alex ^o^

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quote:
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Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach




Actually, you don't have to be poor to have ar roache(s) crawling around your house.

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quote:
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Actually, you don't have to be poor to have ar roache(s) crawling around your house.


true that but i fyour parents sing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!" when a roach is killed then you would be poor unless your family love to eat squished dead roaches

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