Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to

the bathroom, stepped up to the toilet and started to piss...

Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to

Clinton and started to pee next to him..

Clinton looks down and says "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you

get such a big cock?"

Jessie said "Easy, every time Im about to have sex, I slap my dick

three times as hard as i can".

When Clinton went home, he saw Hillary sleeping naked. Bill felt

the urge, so he undress himself and slaped his dick three times

hard as he can.

At that time, Hillery hears the slaping sound and says "Is that

you Jessie?"

I don think this one was very good... :huh:

please rate this joke out of 10

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ahahaha thats hella funny!!!!



uuhhh but Hillary clinton

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bwhahahahahaha

thats funny


i hate how hillary clinton looks..it annoys the hell out of me. i just wan to take a bb gun and shoot her face off

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