A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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must've been some small bottle

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is that a joke?

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yo merdawg dont post if ur gonna insult them..
plus if its not funny why reply.?
also we didnt ask of your thoughts if its good or not
so next time juss dont talk. pleasee.

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well, no one really did not ask for his opinion. I do not see why only positive feedback is welcome here. He can insult them if he wants.

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Originally posted by leEjUfiL xP
yo merdawg dont post if ur gonna insult them..
plus if its not funny why reply.?
also we didnt ask of your thoughts if its good or not
so next time juss dont talk. pleasee.

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"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. " - Bruce Lee

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Originally posted by merdawg
hmm...im sorry. i didn't know that i wasn't allowed to express my opinion.

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Yeah, just please be wary of them next time you post. haha

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Long messages do not equal aggravation of any sort,
rather they reflect nothing more than a response of insight
that should always be read in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Those womyn that seek equality with men, lack determination."

"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be wrong."
-Cromwell

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noob

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quote:

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Originally posted by leEjUfiL xP
yo merdawg dont post if ur gonna insult them..
plus if its not funny why reply.?
also we didnt ask of your thoughts if its good or not
so next time juss dont talk. pleasee.

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Originally posted by merdawg
is that a joke?

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