 henry the rooster
well a farmer wanted to have his chickens "serviced," so he went to the local farmers market in search of a rooster. Well he comes across a seller and asks him for a well performing rooster.
the seller replys "well i got the rooster for you." he pulls out a red rooster, "this here is henry, he's the horniest rooster that you'll ever see, he'll get the job done" the farmer quickly takes the deal and takes him bak to his farm. there the farmer gives the rooster a lil pep talk.
"look here henry, i know you got it in you so go do your work." henry quickly speeds off to the roost and gets to work. in no time theres sqawking and feathers flying everywhere. The farmer smiles with satisfaction as henry is mounting the last chicken. to the farmer's surprise henry goes after the barn after finishing the chickens. he starts to mount the horses and every animal insight. Shocked and surprised, the farmer asks henry to stop before he kills himself but henry continues.
well the next day the farmer finds henry lying on his lawn. his tounge hanging out the side of his mouth with his legs spread and his eyes rolled bak. There was a buzzard already circling around henry's body. the farmer looks sadly at his rooster and kneels over henry.
"Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy."
"shhhhh" henry wispers "the buzzards coming closer"
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08-09-2002 03:21 AM
