|
200 bucks haha
Tom's best friend Chris comes over one day to see Tom but Tom is not home. Tom's wife Susie opens the door and tells him to come in and make himself comfortable, Tom will be home in 15 minutes. Susie is reading a magazine and notices that Chris is looking at her rather strangely. "Chris, is there something I can get you?", she asks. Chris replies as a matter of fact yes. "Susie, you've got some awfully nice breasts! Tell you what, if you show me just one of your breasts I will give you $100!" Susie sits and thinks about this for a moment. Hmm, $100 bucks, easy money, I don't have to sleep with the guy and Tom will never find out. So she decides to do it. She gets up and pulls up her shirt and lets Chris look at one of her breasts. "Wow", says Chis, "that was nice!" He then proceeds to throw a $100 dollar bill on the table. Susie sits back down and realizes that Chris is eyeing her again. "Tell you what Susie", says Chris. "If you show me your other breast I will give
you another $100!" Susie thinks about it for a moment and says to herself, "Wow, $200 bucks, I don't even have to sleep with the guy and Tom will never find out!" This time she decides to throw in a little extra and gives him a lap dance as well. Well 15 minutes had passed by and Tom was due home at any moment. Chris gets up, throws another $100 dollar bill on the table and leaves. Susie is bewildered but doesn't think much of it. Just as Tom comes home Susie picks up the $200 and sticks it in her pocket. Tom comes in and says, "Susie, why wasn't that Chris I saw pulling out of the driveway? "Why yes", Susie replies.
"Well what did he want", says Tom. "I'm not quite sure," says Susie. Oh well, replies Tom I just hope he brought by that $200 bucks he owes me!
|
11-28-2002 09:37 AM
i actually got a joke for once ^-^
haha
