maybe if i post about this i can feel better.... maybe not.

most embarrasing thing happened to me in 3rd grade.

i went to the bathroom, in that classroom, the bathroom was in the room. i REALLY REALLY had to go. unzipped and ready to go when all of a sudden, the door opens and a kid runs in. I remember the conversation real good.

me: what the hell u doing in here?
kid: sssshhh, hide and go seek, this is a good spot
m: get out! i gotta go!
k: just hold it in for 10 min
m: i cant hold it in! i gotta go NOW! im gonna BURSt!
k: dont be such an asshole, they'll give up soon
m: who?
k: the girls
m: oh shit, u mean the girls r lookin 4 u?
k: yea
m: get out. NOW.
k: SHUT UP! theyll hear u.
m: omg.... look its dark, and the toilet is right here. im gonna go, so either get out now or wait ok?
k: ur not peeing....
m: then get the fuck out of here!
k: NO! they'll catch me!
m: this is more important than ur stuipd game
k: just hold it in u faggot!
m: shut up. if ur not leaving, im going
K: no ur not. no ur not. no ur not. no ur.... OMG u R!!!
i gotta get outta here. omg. omg. omg omg omg.
m: dont open the door im half done
k: omg omg omg omg omg
m: dont look u queer!!!

the kid started reaching for the door

M: DONT open the door
k: im getting out! im getting out!
M: DONT OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!!
k: AAAAAHHH!!!

i would grabbed him if i wanst uh... busy. he grabbed the handle. but he didnt open it. instead, the girls on the other side, hearing the noise, curiously opened the door.

i turned to my left and there was the entire classroom staring, the kid ran and fell out. the teacher was there too. at first everybody was like this
:omg:

then some girl started laughin. then they all started to laugh.

why were they laughing ??

finally the door shut. at least somebody had the decency to do it.

i was like "oohhhh shit"

i didnt wanna go out. i just wanted to stay in that smelly bathroom forever. a guidance counceler had to come and talk me out.

i opened the door for just one little milisecond and instantly i heard "HAHA--" i shut the door.

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whoa you guys cussed a lot for third graders

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whoa you guys cussed a lot for third graders

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AHAHAHAHA that is funny shit

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u didnt curse that much while u were in 3rd grade?

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i dont think i ever had a BIG embarrasing moment.
lol.. you got an interesting life there hubert

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whoa you guys cussed a lot for third graders

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das wut i was thinking tOo..
hMm..wut can i say? at least you were in 3rd grade
and not the grade your in now..3rd grade is bout...
8 or 9? u were still a kid..on a much brighter note~
its kool dat u had a bathroom in ur classroom

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next time when that happens let the girls in the restroom they wont mind. and man u should have went pee pee on the girls and aim for the eyes or the teacher. that would be so funny
running aroun chasing the teacher or girls naked. well at least u were lil back then maybe the girls thought it was cute and laughed. i bet the girls wont remember any of this.. unless u still talk to them haha... but it would be funnny to talk to the girls about what happened when u were lil

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hahahahhah thats funny.
anyway i was embarrased when i took a shit in my pants on a church retreat van like 3 years ago. i ate some bad wendy stuff and i kept farting and i couldnt hold it in. and then it happened. it was the wet kind too. so i just pretended nothing happened. but they knew it was me but they didnt say anything because it was a church van. anyway i ran out when we got to church and i washed everything off but they're was this huge brown stain on the back of my khakis that i covered with a t-shirt. i still smelled like shit when i came out though. after that i went home and washed off and told myself never to shit in my pants again.

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dude that is sick sangxjin












haha but funny...in a weird perverse way

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I agree with kryptic nabi... at least it didn't happen when you were older...

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it never happened again, and IT NEVER WILL.

btw, i dont eat wendys anymore.

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it never happened again, and IT NEVER WILL.

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i wish that i could say that, but noooooo

thats another story though :huh:

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HAHAHAHHA it happened again?
that sux hub.

anyway my hot science teacher lives behind me on the first floor and i live on the second floor and i was glancing over her house that day while i was doing something on my balcony and then she came out and looked at me and shouted my name. i got so scared that i ran inside. damn, i had finals that week too with her. now she thinks im a pervert.

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i don't remember any too embarrassing moments.... then again..... i think a lot of stuff i do... did would embarrass normal ppl... but i laugh at myself and soon forget about it.... oh did i mention i have a bad memory too? lol... i remember.... ermx... falling face flat on the floor... in my classroom.... lol it was so LOUD all the classrooms around could hear it...lol ... yea i just started laughing at my self....then it was all good...lol....

and then... when i went to my new high school... there are so many poles....jeebus.... i ran into those stupid poles so many times....lol....aha

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i've fallen and tripped and bumped into things so many times i dun even feel embarassed nemore. i'm just clumsy :sad:
i can't remember one realli embarassing moment...i hav a realli bad memory too but it's ok huby, one time wen i wuz in 2nd grd i had to be pee realli realli badly and i cudn't hold it in and mai bladder fukken exploded and i went in mai seat in the classroom. dun worri, u'll look bak one day and laugh about it i'm sure

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ouch mellowyellow, face on the floor. thats gotta hurt. i remember jumping off a 2 story building and landing in a bush. well it wasn't a building it was this really tall Gazebo thing in the park that i climbed up on. it wasn't embarrasing but i remember feeling all tingly inside after i landed.

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my recent embarrassing moment was when i was in arizona on a mission trip with my church and three others. i was coming from the guy's room section and headed towards the girls section.
*to get to the girl's section of the room you eventually pass the girls' n boys' bathrooms on the right side.
buh anyways, my shorts were wet and i had a towel wrapped around my waist. as i walk towards the rooms with my friend cris, my towel falls off and reveals my awkwardly positioned shorts. the bad thing is that there were a whole mess of other people from good shephard church that saw the whole thing. (sigh*) well, i picked up my towel and put in back on my waist. THEN to top that off... i turned to my friend and sed, "alright, i think im going to straighten my hair now," BUT i open the door to the boys' bathroom. then this guy from the other church goes, "that's nice, but thats the guys' bathroom?" omg... the good thing was that i didnt get TOO embarrassed and start getting all red~

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i was on i trip with my good buddies at yellow stone. it was like the second to the last day and we were about to leave this one tourist site. i had to go to the bathroom and my friend said. hurry up were gonna leave soon. so i ran quickly into the bathroom peed, then quickly ran out. as i was running towar the car, there was an old lady walking slowly with a cane with her son or something by her side. i didnt want to slow down so i tried to go around them, when i did that kicked over the cane and the old lady fell. then i ran away.

im sorry old lady


on another trip with my good friends we were at one of those parties with a lot of rich people. my friends and i decided to go to in front of the guys big house cause i was so boring inside. one of my friends picks of some rocks and decides throwing them across the big front yard. the rest of uswere just looking at him and talking amongst ourselves. i guess we werent paying much attention to my friend that was throwing the rocks and then all of a sudden we heard like a big crash. we looked at where the noise came from and the entire back window of someones porche was totally shattered. my friend was freaking scared to death and started crying. he made us not to tell his mom or dad. it was pretty funny to see his reactions for the rest of the month.

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i didnt want to slow down so i tried to go around them, when i did that kicked over the cane and the old lady fell. then i ran away.

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