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men are stupid
ok...didn't wanna post this in the joke forum cuz sum pplz mite get offended  but wut do y'all think of this?
One day three men were walking in the woods. They walked for hours and hours and finally realized they were lost. They heard the sound of rushing water and decided to go towards it to get their bearings. When they got there, they beheld a large, turbulent river that seemed almost impossible to get across.
The first man paced a little bit, and then dropped to his knees beseeching God, "Please God, give me the STRENGTH to cross this river!" *POOF* His hands and feet were enlarged and he used them like flippers to swim across the river in 2 hours.
The second man noticed this and he too paced a little bit, thinking. He finally dropped to his knees and said, "Please God, give me the STRENGTh and ABILITY to cross this river." *POOF* A canoe appeared, and he was able to row across the river in 1 hour.
The last man saw all of this and thought longer than the first two had, and finally dropped to his knees and said, "Please God, give me the STRENGTH, ABILITY, and INTELLIGENCE to cross this river." *POOF* God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map that was on the river shore and crossed the bridge.
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07-29-2002 07:17 AM
