Does anybody think this?
Summary of DBZ: O, i am very strong, and i will kill you, and blow up the universe for no reason! No, i am very strong, and i will destroy you, but will spare you, because im such a good guy! AH, i am all powerful! (powers up) O well i will defeat you in the name of....(powers up) (999999999 years later) Ah, i am done showing off my 60 pack abs,, now i will kill you by staring you down! O that is evil. i will do that too! (999999999 years later) i will kill you! (3 seconds later) NO have mercy on me! I will, because im so cool! AHA, you fell under my trap! i will self destuct and kill you., and i will survive! O im dead. But it does't matter, because i can get wished back!!
Summary of Yuioh-Oh: O i am in the worst situation but i will draw the right card next turn because i have heart in the cards! Ah screw heart of the cards my cards are all powerful and will beat the **** OUT OF YOUR CRAPPY GRANDPA CARDS! YOu forgot to say they were my grandpas! i will defeat you with the next card draw! O its the Dark Magician, but you dont know that, because i didint tell you! O i wonder what it is! I will lay one trap card, trap hole, down even though i dont know what it does! Aren't you going to tell me what it is?
I will defeat you. No i will defeat you! No i will deafeat you and win my grandpa's soul back, even though i hate him! no i will crush you. No you wont because i drew the card that will win me the match! Die ! NNOOOOOOO! Haha i win! O Yugi, i am sorry and will become your friend even though i hate you!
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Why do kamikazee pilotes wear helmets? I think that parents get coal for Christmas to burn their children. Tragedy is when you cut your finger... comedy is when you fall off a sewer pipe and die, (by Mel Brooks) I think that giant lobsters with six pack abs with a tiger heads and in car commercials will take over the world. When i was littlle, i saw a lobster being cooked alive.... Things Dante from DMC would never say: BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK oops, out of ammo.... I like country ... I wonder if astronauts get blinded on the moon because peole shine their laser pens there...
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