There were two dudes who lived two blocks from each other. In between where they lived was a cemetery. One night, one of the guys was watching TV and chowing down on a really good bowl of rice. The other dude called him up and told him to go over to his place because a couple friends were over and they were kicking it. So the guy ate quickly and left. When he locked his door, he noticed something white at the corner of his eye. He quickly turned to look if there was something there and there was nothing. He got kinda scared and began to speed walk. While crossing the cemetery, he noticed the white thing again. He stopped and looked across the cemetery and there was nothing there. He freaked out and started running. When he got to the dude's house, he knocked on the door rapidly. Then... He saw it again. He turned to look, and again, there was nothing there. So he knocked on the door rapidly again. The dude came to open the door and the guy got in quickly and licked it.
He said, "Dude, there was something white chasing me."
His friends looked at him and laughed.
He was confused and replied, "What?"
"Dude, what's up with the rice you got near your eye?"


Hahahaha! Admit it, you know it was funny!

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hahahahahah......not.

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haha i heard that long x10000 agoz.. ^^;

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