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miahgrl
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True Friendship

True Friendship

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry *%$#@ who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you got
laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about
it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you
horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little
words to explain life to you.

7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until
you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at
your clumsy self.

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you
may ask?
Because you're my friend!


Remember: A friend will help you move. A really
good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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When you are confused, ...I will use little
words to explain life to you.

LOL i like this one

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quote:
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you got


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