(someone would have dialed 911 by now)
back at the wedding...
Jim: Hey where are the people who are supposed to get married?
Phil: Beats me, I don't even know why I was invited, I don't know these people.
Mary: They're late for thier own wedding, how strange.
Jim: Rush hour ended 2 hours ago so they can't be stuck in traffic.
Phil: What's the guy's name again?
Mary: What if they got into a car accident?
Jim: That would be bad, who else is missing?
Mary: Heejun isn't here.
Phil: Does anyone know what "pelf" means?
Jim: Yes I wonder where he could be. At least the weather is good
Phil: Hey JIM!!!!
Kid: Hey people, I brought a radio, listen to whats on the news.
Phil: Oh my, Hey guys! These are the people getting married who are violently hurting others.
Mary: Indeed, the weather is very nice today.
Phil: Dammit why won't anyone listen to me!!!!!!
Kid: Yeah it's a great day to play baseball, but I'm stuck at this wedding.
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