Why I rule.
Here is a list of explanations/facts why I rule. If you disagree at any time just remember: You are wrong.
I'm not a moron.
I'm not a hideous freak who spends his time playing Japanese computer games.
I rule.
I don't talk 'lyk 7h15 d00d, sh0 kewl'.
I don't like faded jeans, or any other 'really trendy' style that is in.
I hate babies.
I hate new technology i.e microwaves, cellphones etc.
I am in fact, god.
You love me, and if you say you don't your just a closet lover of me.
I like ice cream.
I'm one of the few on here that has somewhat of a brain, and 'dOsNt lYk aNiMe dUdE l0l3rz'.
I don't need to explain anymore why I rule, it's just common knowledge.
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