 three people and a thousand dollars
a friend of mine just sent me this:
There's three men, one american, one chinese man, and one mexican standing ona corner waiting for the bus.
A limo parks right in front of them and they all stare at it. The window rolls down and a voice speaks out to them, it says, "Ill give one thousand dollars to the man who can make the best sentence using the words pink, green and yellow"
The men stand there, look at each other, and the american goes first,
"uhhh, i travel down the yellow brick road wearing green tights, walking along side my pink cat. How'd i do?"
The man in the limo says "not bad, but you copied it from a movie."
The chinese man goes next. "My wife eat pink rice on our yellow carpet wearing a green robe"
The man in the limo says, " That one was the same as the first one, so far the american has the money."
Then the mexican speaks,"the fon gos grin grin, i pink it up an say yello?"
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psalm 38:6
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12-27-2002 03:12 AM
i though it would have been funnier, nice try though
