mother-in-law jokes

there's this guy, dressed all in black and with a little sad expression sitting out of his house...

one of his friends walks over and asks

"hey! why the large face??"
"my mother in law is now dead..."
"how come??"
"she cutted her finger with a knife..."
"did she REALLY died for that?????"
"sure, we had to kick her to death so she wouldn't suffer"



---- another

a guy is talking to the judge making his declaration

"so, why did your mother in law die??"
"she drank poison"
"did she?? then why was she found all beaten over the floor??"
"well... SHE RESISTED TO DRINK IT AT FIRST!!"

dumb jokes...

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Originally posted by Dekkai

"hey! why the large face??"

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i believe the expression is, "why the long face"

im not a great fan of in-law jokes

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
i believe the expression is, "why the long face"

im not a great fan of in-law jokes

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sorry

I was sleepy... yeah, "cara larga" should be "long face" but I typed "large face" instead >_<

I'm dumb

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yeah get a fucking translator the next time before you post

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