i hope u don't get offended...

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - poof - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." - - - poof - - -

Last edited by twinkie on 11-04-2002 at 09:18 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

man, it's awesome

yet somebody might be offended

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I don't get it

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the blonde said "i think..." and it was a lie... basically this joke's a typical "blondes are dumb" joke

btw this has been posted here before

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i kno..!!!
i posted in da blonde joke section..

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haha a blonde joke

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haha

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haha I finally figured it out

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funny lol

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oh damn i got affended!! affended i tell you!

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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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lol

i hope blondes get offended

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