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tm11
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penguin joke.

I just saw this in someone's away message... thought this was funny.

There was this penguin driving through the desert in Arizona. He all of a sudden notices that his car isn't running properly so he takes it into the shop. The mechanic says he isn't sure what is wrong and that it will take him a couple hours to repair the car, so the penguin decides to go for a walk. It is way to hot for the poor little penguin so he has a bowl of ice cream. The penguin naturally having no hands has to eat with his mouth and gets it all over his face. After enjoying his cold treat the penguin returns to the mechanic with the ice cream all over his face. As he approaches, the mechanic says, "well looks like you blew a seal." The penguin responds, "no its just ice cream."

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ajy
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haha, i like this joke, you gotta love penguins

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i dont get it

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liL komA xP
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lol...i get it..but im not sure..hehe

well da icecream looqs like a cum... so da penquin thought da mechanic was thinking dat he gave a seal a blow job..^^

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saranghae
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i don't get it

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heh funny

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haha they're funny creatures

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Klumzy
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i also dont get the joke... well i get what the peguin said, but i don't get how its funny? sorry im just dumb sometimes...

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GinaDaQueen
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Well i'm not good with cars or anything but when the mechanic said it looks like you blew a seal, he meant something about the car, but then the penguin thought he meant that he blew a seal as in the animal.

eh hate explaining jokes... but i liked this one

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