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sangxjin
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the official funniest joke of the world

The official funniest joke in the world..." (it's true, it was voted on universally) ehh.. i thought it would've been funnier.


"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

"The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

"The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'"

(source: Associated Press, World Politics, Yahoo! news)

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aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahaa omg!!! that is fukin funiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

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oh my.... haha~ not that funny though

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yea i saw that too...
They say it's the funniest joke in the world...
but com'on, theres gotta be funnier stuff than that...
let's face the truth, we've laughed harder with friends in the past then when we just read that joke.... and isn't that the goal of a joke? to make people laugh?

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its funnie... but i don't think its the most funniest

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moved to jokes and riddles. nice joke ;]

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well, it's the funniest joke in the world as judged by the british, isn't it? They probably think it's hilarious over there right now just because of the different mentalities and such. I'm sure we would have at one point in the US. I mean there was a specific time when sadistic jokes were all funny, my TOK teacher was telling us about this. That isn't that funny today, but it was back then. Here's an example of a sadistic joke:

a boy goes to a counselor complaining of a problem he's had

"i've got a problem...you see my mother has turned into a chicken and breaks into the house every night messing everything up."

the counselor replies:

"well, if it's such a problem why don't you just find a cure?"

the boy responds:

"well i would, but the thing is...we need the eggs."

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i was laughing so hard when reading the joke and when i got to the punchline i stopped cause it wasnt funny

damn im weird

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quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
its funnie... but i don't think its the most funniest


agree

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i think it was pretty corny... itz an ok joke if u tell a 5 yr old

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HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG


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that joke was gay (the first one), probably cuz I've an Irish humour

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funny but not funniest

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