got dis frum PB

It's judgment day and everyone is in line at the gates of heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women, go with St. Peter."

After about an hour God returns to find 2.5 billion men standing in the whipped line and only one solitary man in the dominant line.

" You men should be ashamed of yourselves!" God cries."You were created in my image and all of you were hen-pecked by your women. Can you explain this?" No one did.

God then turned to the man standing alone and says, "Tell me, my son, how did you mangage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know," the guy replies. "My wife told me to stand here."

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lol..
it was pretty funni...

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AHAHAHAHAAH the fool is a damn idiot too Good joke!

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hahahahah soooo funny

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puhahaha... that was hilarious!!! oh boy... tummy hurts... puhahahahaha

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whats dominated mean?

i dont get the joke.
i mean i think i do.. but i dont find it funny..
so could someone explain.

mayn, i feel dumb.

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u dunt knoe wut dominated mean?


"Men, make two lines: one for those who control their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women, go with St. Peter."

like a man is the man of d house d guy tells their wives wut to do or vise versa

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
whats dominated mean?

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look it up.

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lol thats pretty funny

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ahahaha thaz hilarious!

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lol that is funny ^_^

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