A man, feeling a bit lonely decides to buy a pet. he walks into the local pet shop and asks the clerk
"excuse me whats the most unique pet you have?"
the clerk pulls out a little white box with a centipede in it. the man grins and decides to buy the little insect. He takes the little box wit the centipede back home, when he has a sudden urge to go to the local bar. feeling happy, he asks the centipede if he wants to go...
"hey mr. centipede, do you wanna go to the bar and have a few drinks?"
there was no reply, he decides to ask again
"hey! yah wanna go to the bar???"
still theres no answer from the box, getting a bit frustrated the man puts his face infront of the box and yells
"HEY! YAH WANNA GO TO THE BAR AND HAVE SOME DRINKS???!!!"
finally, a small voice answers from the box
"i Heard you the FIRST time, im PUTTING ON MY DAMN SHOES!!"

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hahaha thats stooopid LOL

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