Construction Worker on 3rd Floor

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need",) and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I am coming...".

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ahahahhah
juahn, where do u get all these jokes?
funny` xP

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er.. i didnt get this one.
explain.

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when u masturbate u cum

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i.e. the guy on the bottom was signaling that "he was coming"

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hahahaha

thats funny

but is sick

ew

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ahahahahah funny

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er.. i didnt get this one.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
you're too young :huh:

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Originally posted by Alchemist


Please don't start making fun of people.

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

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yea ddongface knows wut im talkin bout

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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lol gross but funny....

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