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Band joke
This woman named Suzi wanted a boyfriend so she asked her friend, Mary to set her up.
"Don't worry," said Mary. "I know the perfect guy for you.
He's a tuba player."
So Suzi went out on the date with the tuba player and came back home early.
"How did it go?" asked Mary.
"Well, he was nice," said Suzi. "But his kiss was kinda sloppy and all over the place."
"Alright. I know this really cute trumpet player," said Mary. "I'll set you up with him."
So Suzi went out on the date with the trumpet player and came back home early again.
"So it's didn't go well?" asked Mary.
"He was alright," said Suzi. "But his kiss was all pinched and tight."
"Well, don't worry," said Mary. "I know this great guy who's a french horn player."
So Suzi goes on her third date with the french horn player and comes back home late.
"How was he?" asked Mary.
"He was great!" said Suzi. "The kiss was ok but i REALLY liked the way he held me."
Do you get it? My band teacher told me this one.
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01-31-2003 08:34 PM
