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daNNy LuV 1TYM
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universities of california

How many UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One-- she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

How many UCSD students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two-- one to call the electrician, and one to mix the margaritas.

How many UCSB students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-- but he gets six credits for it.

How many UCD students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Davis doesn't have electricity.

How many Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six-- one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the light
bulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest.

How many UCI students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Irvine looks better in the dark (Ditto Riverside)

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How many Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six-- one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the light
bulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest.

so true

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haha

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hahaha these are funny

and kinda true in some weird way..

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man..riverside is so whack..it doesnt even need to be included
oh wait..its the same as uci

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haha y'all wudn't get these unless u lived in cali or knew about these universities. those are so true and funni, esp the berkeley one. liberals!!

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i have a difefrent one tho..one for ALL the UCs

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ahaha... funnie... still, its your best chance at education in cali...

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quote:
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i have a difefrent one tho..one for ALL the UCs

post! i dunno the ones for the othr UC's

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ahaha... funnie... still, its your best chance at education in cali...

thaz true. i plan on goin to a UC. maib irvine, la, or sd. if i can get into berkeley that wud be nice :sad: but i mai cuzn got into berkeley but not into LA. isn't that weird?

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berkeley that wud be nice :sad: but i mai cuzn got into berkeley but not into LA. isn't that weird?

yah it happens... the fact is, berkeley is a better school, but the admission demand isn't as high as LA, so even though LA isn't as good a school, its harder to make it in...

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yah it happens... the fact is, berkeley is a better school, but the admission demand isn't as high as LA, so even though LA isn't as good a school, its harder to make it in...

yea i heard LA is the most applied-to skool in the US so i guess the expectations are pretti high
but accordin to the joke, UCLA students are snobby and self-centered?? haha are they realli? i heard the girls are realli pretti there and that they hav a realli nice campus

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berkeley and la are the hardest ucs to get into. they have different standards than all the other ucs.

if i had a choice, id go to san diego. its soo damn nice.

fuck this riverside shit hole lol

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