President Lunch
Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read
the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to
order, sir?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current
situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll
come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She
walks away.
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'?
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