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krnxswat
what a joke!

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 5391
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pickup lines

haha some of them are sick.. some of them are cute.. theyre funny. =)

I heard that Legs was the word of the day,
How about we go spread the word.

"can i take a picture of you?" <<why?>> "so i can show santa exactly what i want for christmas" xD

Glad I brought my library card, Cuz Im checking you out

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

if you were a booger, id pick u

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twinkie
twinkie

Registered: Sep 2002
Location: ny
Posts: 537
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10 WAYs TO GET GRLS

1. R u a parking ticket cuz u got fine written all over u

2. im new in town can i get directions to ur house?

3.(looking at the tag on ur shirt) just like i thought. MADE IN HEAVEN

4. is ur dad a theif? cuz he must of stole the stars and put it in ur eyes

5. u go up to her and put ur arm around her, she will be like wah u doin, u say im juss keeping the bees away from my honey.

6. is it hot in here or is it juss u

7. if i cud rearrange the alphabet ill put u and i together

8. r u from tennesee cuz ur the only ten i see

9. if i had 11 roses and u , ill have a dozen

10. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

10 WAYS TO GET REJECTED BY GRLS

1. did the sun come up or did u just smile at me?

2. WOW ur really hott for a whore

3. wen does ur centerfold come out

4. r those real?

5. how u sit on my lap and see wah pops up

6. the word is leg. lets go back to my place and spread the word

7. that shirt would look great on the floor

8. i like every bone in ur body especially mine

9. Y dont u sit on my face and eat my way up to ur heart

10. Ur like pringles. once u pop i cant stop u