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Husband and Wife
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend
the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room
available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be
okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the
room.
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind
if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket.
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09-05-2002 05:50 AM
