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What not to say to a cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK, in Texas)
2. Sorry officer, I didn't know my radar wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey, you must have been going 125mph to keep up with me, good job!!!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. Your not going to check the trunk, are you?...LOL!!!
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over?...Okay just so one of us does!
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are!
12. When the officer says, "Gee son...your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?!"
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"cuz no matter how long U've known them or how well U think U know them..the friendship can be over in a second" ~Indecisive
"you don't realize how much of a luxury cup holders are until you don't have em" ~Indecisive
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08-08-2002 11:36 PM
