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the texan
a texan walks into a bar and orders drinks for the house because his wife has just given birth to a "typical texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds" He's showered with congrats as well as exclamations about the baby's gigantic size.
two weeks later the man returns to the bar for a beer. "hey" syas the bartender. "your the father of the texan baby that weighs 20 pounds, how much does he weigh now?"
"fifteen" the father answers
the bartender replys " fifteen? he lost 5 pounds what happened?"
the father takes a swig of beer and smiles, "we had him circumsized"
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08-06-2002 08:06 AM
