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Klumzy
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Name It

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking about how one refers to the penis in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.

Then the wife of Clinton says that in the U. S. you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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MellowYellow
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH


there is not a smilie big enough for that....haha




psh...pathetic smilie.....

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hahahahah ... il iked the clinton one

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Crazydeb8ter
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good joke

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tea
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haha funny

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puhahha oh my.... lol so funny

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