A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the

morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed.

He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10

minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in the

bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides,"

please rate this joke out of 10

Last edited by liL komA xP on 07-25-2002 at 12:08 AM

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LMAO
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!

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ewwwwww!!! lolz

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hahaha thats sick

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puhahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha.... puhahahahahahahahaha

*rolls on floor laughing* puhahahahaahhahahahaha

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bwahahhahahhaha

that was really funny

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hey, doesn't that dood wear some sort of PJ? WOuldn't the poo get all over that

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no...
cause they were too poor too get a pujama...
or cause they wanted to sleep naked...
i donno...

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ahahahahahah that wuz hilarious! i give it a 10

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hahah... this is so funny... i would give it an 8 out of 10.

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i started laughin when u said he shit on the bed

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