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The Old Lady's Sad Sex Life
A old lady was lying on her death bed and her husband was
sitting by her side when the wife turned to her husband and
said, "I have to tell you something. In my underwear drawer
there is a black box. Look in it and come back to me and tell me
what you see. So the husband went home and looked in the box
and found 50,000 dollars and 3 eggs. The next day the husband
went back to his wife and said he found 50,000 dollars and 3
eggs, and then he asked what the money and eggs were for. The
wife replied, "Each time we made love and I was disappointed I
put 1 egg in the box." The husband smiled because there were
so few eggs in the box, but his wife quickly noticed the smile out
of the corner of her eye and said, "Every time I collected 1 dozen
eggs i would sell them in the market and put the money in the
black box."
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Last edited by liL komA xP on 07-25-2002 at 12:08 AM
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07-23-2002 10:34 PM
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