One late night, a blonde was traveling when she passed a hotel and decided to stop for the night.

When she entered the hotel, she rented a room for the night and on her way up, she heard some ladies talking in the hall about a secret mirror in the girls’ washroom on the bottom floor.

The blonde became so curious that she had to check it out. So, that night the blonde went to the girls washroom on the bottom floor.
When she got there she saw a line in front of a mirror in which she joined.

Now the rule with this magic mirror was that she who told the truth in this mirror would be granted any wish she desired, but she who told a lie in this mirror would be sucked up into the mirror and never seen again.

So the blonde watched, the first lady looked in the mirror and said I
think I'm the most beautiful women in the world....sssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again, the next lady in line went up to the mirror and said I think I'm the most sexiest women in the world....ssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again, next the blonde went up to the mirror with total confidence and said i think .... ssssssssshhhhhhhhuuuuuuuppppp she was sucked up into the mirror and never seen again!

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lol

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puhahahaha... took me a while but that was good!!!

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lol won, you might as well copy and paste all the jokes from the site- would save you lots of time

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hahahha

blonde jokes are funny

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bahahahahah
that was a good one

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aaahahahahaha..

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hhhhhahaahahaha


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so was it suppose to mean that blondes dont think..?

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so was it suppose to mean that blondes dont think..?

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hahahahah













yes.

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puhahaha lol ^^ i liked that one

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haha dumb blond

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