What lines from Movies do you remember off the top of your head???

I remember a lot of lines from Rush Hour 2... I love that movie

"You Amedican? You bring Amedican monay?"

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
"Dude, ain't nobody understand the words that are coming outta your mouth!"

"Please, your friend have big appetite!"

"You don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line!"

Those and many many more... Chris tucker is so funny!

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From rush hour II too:

deuy mmju, oo guh peng you hai ho jeuy

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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guh fil ka fish.... CUT
Guh Filter Foish.....CUT
Guh FikKuh Wuh........CUT
GuhFoiKuh Foysh......CUT

Mah Daddy Caw A Bulleh

Get Out Of Mah Way Kobe!!

Com Mone!! Jo Mone!!!

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its fried rice you prick!

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one of the best lines from a movie i ever saw

"FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCK A MOTHER FUCK, FUCK A MOTHER FUCK FUCK, MOTHER FUCK MOTHER FUCK, NOIDGE NOIDGE NOIDGE,1,2,1234, NOIDGE NOIDGE NOIDGE,SHMOKIN WEED,SHMOKIN WEED,DOIN COKE,DRINKIN BEERS,DRINKIN BEERS,BEERS,BEERS, ROLLIN PHATTYS SMOKIN BLUNTS, WHO SMOKE THE BLUNTS WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS, ROLLIN BLUNTS AND SMOKIN,UH LEMME GET A NICKEL BAG, 15 BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND, IF THAT MONEY DOESNT SHOW THEN YOU OWE ME OWE ME OWE."

-jay and silent bob strikes back

Sorry for the cursing but it was in the movie and its a line that i remember

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"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool"

I don't know what movie this is from. Some movie with marlboro and hardley davidson trying to stop drug dealers.

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"taiwanese white trash..."
"hey!"
"you speak english?!"
"what, surprised??"

from an old jackie chan movie, Gorgeous, english dubbed

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Here's another one... from "Full Metal Jacket"

"Me so horny"

"What can I get for $10?"

"Everting"

Puhaha... that was just hilarious... then the camera gets stolen too... that movie is shitty...

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Originally posted by AjY 2k
one of the best lines from a movie i ever saw

"FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCK A MOTHER FUCK, FUCK A MOTHER FUCK FUCK, MOTHER FUCK MOTHER FUCK, NOIDGE NOIDGE NOIDGE,1,2,1234, NOIDGE NOIDGE NOIDGE,SHMOKIN WEED,SHMOKIN WEED,DOIN COKE,DRINKIN BEERS,DRINKIN BEERS,BEERS,BEERS, ROLLIN PHATTYS SMOKIN BLUNTS, WHO SMOKE THE BLUNTS WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS, ROLLIN BLUNTS AND SMOKIN,UH LEMME GET A NICKEL BAG, 15 BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND, IF THAT MONEY DOESNT SHOW THEN YOU OWE ME OWE ME OWE."

-jay and silent bob strikes back

Sorry for the cursing but it was in the movie and its a line that i remember

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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1: im gonna take care of your lil mexican friend here
2: yo im cuban b!
1: yes! cuban bee!

LOL man....half baked is great!


1: what part of jamaica are you from?
2: raaiiighhhtt neeeeerrrrr daaa beeeeeeecchhhhh booooooooooiiiiiii!!!

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The simpsons is what sticks in my mind


"There is no such thing as a soul, its just something grown-ups makes up to scare little kids like the boogie-man or michael jackson." - Bart

""You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
-Homer

"You know me marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING" -Homer

"Dont eat me!! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!!!!!" -Homer

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." -Homer


"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one." -Homer

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Some lines from the fast and the furious.. "McDonalds version"

thought I would share this with you guys

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
more, I'm free
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A SMALL
MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6
dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget
box!!!

Whoa!
There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9
seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto
his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi ass hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and
replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets.
ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place,
I stay on mine.


Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

Pop the bun.
Pop the bun?

No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...

that is one hell of a way to spend $.10

Bryan-He was in MY shake!
Dom - Now I'm in your shake!

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before
Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.



-credits projectbeta-

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from one of the simpsons episodes, i think its the one where bart and milhouse find those fireowrks, homer gets his thumb cut off, and lisa has that robot thing:

"dont worry its inflammable"

haha

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redman: "blah blaha blhah blah"
method man: "GET HIM!"
red man: "blah blaha balhahalha b"
method man: "GET HIM!!"
red man: "blah blah ablah blahal h"
method man: "GET HIM!!!"

-HOW HIGH-

i forgot what redman wsa saying, but he was like dissing the black teacher. LOL. duno.. :satisfy:

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"mommma named me after the great civil war hero general nathan bedford forrest.. she sed we was related to him in some way and what he did was.. they'd dressed up in they robes and they bedsheets and ack lak a buncha spooks.. or ghosts or somethang.. they'd even dress up they horses and rad around.. an anyway.. thats how i gawt ma name... Forrest gump... momma tole me that the forrest part was to remind me that people do thangs.. that.. well.. just dont make no sense."

"one day.. it started raynin.. and it didnt kwit for four months.. we been throo every kanda rain they is.. lil' bit o sting-ing rain.. n big ole ffat rain... rain the flew in sideways.. and sometimes.. rain even came straight-up.. from unduhneeth... shooot.. it even rayned at nat."

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ross-"every week joey and chandler receives the tv guide.. which name appears on that tv guide"
rachel-"i know i know! chandler bing!"
monica-"NOO!!"
ross-"im sorry its chanandler bong"
monica-"RACHEL USE YOUR HEAD!!"

chandler-"actually its .. misss.. chanandler bong"

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Da ghetto Jap - "Yoo from East Coast Im from Fah east Coast"
Da Ghetto Jap - "I Got 2 INCHES of hard Penis!!"

"wuhts BUFU"
"By Us, Fuk U!!"
-HOW HIGH-


jackie - "Wuhdsup Mah Nigguhs"
Big guy - "wuht did yoo say"
jackie - "WUHHHTTSSS UUPPP MAAHHH NIIGGUUHHSS"
Rush Hour 1

i dun kno y this is in mah head buh wuhtever...
"oH mah god yoo killed Kenny...."
"Yoo basturd!!"
South Park - every episode

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Originally posted by KeN VeRsUs RyU
"mommma named me after the great civil war hero general nathan bedford forrest.. she sed we was related to him in some way and what he did was.. they'd dressed up in they robes and they bedsheets and ack lak a buncha spooks.. or ghosts or somethang.. they'd even dress up they horses and rad around.. an anyway.. thats how i gawt ma name... Forrest gump... momma tole me that the forrest part was to remind me that people do thangs.. that.. well.. just dont make no sense."

"one day.. it started raynin.. and it didnt kwit for four months.. we been throo every kanda rain they is.. lil' bit o sting-ing rain.. n big ole ffat rain... rain the flew in sideways.. and sometimes.. rain even came straight-up.. from unduhneeth... shooot.. it even rayned at nat."

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

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"You're a stupid son of a bitch"
"Ah hahaha, I'm a stupid son of a bitch. That's some pretty good cursing, almost as good as me! You're really my type of guy, lets become sworn brothers and together we can curse the Black Dragon clan all the way to hell. And we can curse that old man for tricking me into coming here. *sticks pieces of hay into the ground as if it were incense* I (I don't remember the guy's name) solemnly swear to take (the character Jackie Chan plays) as my sworn brother. And if I should ever let him down may I be cursed to hell. May I be dammed beyond any possible redemption..."


- Shaolin Masters 8 steps of the snake and crane

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when i was 12 i used to like watching my dogs hump
we used to have a good time
::throws up everywhere::
what the fuck is that
im gonna have to tweak this shit a little
me hungry


-chinese guy
-how high

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