telemarketers
*Phone rings
Me: Hello?
person: hello is there a mr shon there?
me: hes not here right now, could u call back at another time
person: how bout a mrs shon?
me: shes unavailable too
person: ok.... sir, r u interested in buying a cellphone?
me: im sorry, no.
person: do u already have a cellphone
me: yes (i was lying, i just wanted to get this guy away)
person: r u sure u dont want another cell phone and service from At&t?
Me: no, i dont want a cellphone.
person: how much does ur cellphone service cost?
me: look, if ur trying to prove that ur service is better and cheaper than ours, save ur time cuz im not interested.
person: sir? how much does ur service cost?
Me: u dont have to know that
person: here at at&t we r offering fast, efficient, and affordable cell phone service. we would like to give u a free cellphone if ur current service doesnt satisfy u. do u-
me: our service already satisfies us and we dont need another service, now please go away
person: may i remind u sir that using at&t also comes with a large variety of services to help u in the busy world of today
me: r u even listening to me? i DONT want a CELLHPONE!!!
person: we also have many free trial offers to give to u at absolutely no extra charge, would u be interested.
me: LOOK, im SICK of talking to u and ur stupid ways to try and get me to buy. i dont NEED a damn cellphone. i have a lunch thats burning in the toaster and now i got nothing to eat becuz i thought this was important. I DONT WANT A FUCKING CELLHPONE SO FUCK OFF!!!
person: u seem angry sir, is that becuz ur current cellphone isnt living up to ur expec-
ME: STFU!!!!!! STOP BOTHERING ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! IF I EVER WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING ILL JUST GO GET IT MY SELF. I DONT WANT TO BE SPOONFED WITH ANNOYING, BITCHY SALESMEN LIKE YOU!!!!
person: does mr shon have a cellphone?
me: *hangs up -------------------------
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