You probably heard of some of these before.. but.


Why did Helen Keller's Dog run away?
->You would too if your name was "ngnafdsabn"

How was Helen Keller punished?
->By putting doorknobs on the wall, and moved the furniture around.

How was Helen Keller punished when she was really bad?
-> By putting a plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
-> She answered the iron.

How did Helen Keller burn her other ear?
-> It called back.

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how was helen keller punished when she was really really bad?

they made her read a waffle iron


why was helen keller a bad driver?

because she was a woman

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hahaha we were talking about these at the pizza place... mmm pizza

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lol some kid at my lunch table was sayin these and i was cracking up because they were so stupid i thought he made them up off the top of his head hahaha .. when he said the why did her dog run away and he said .. uwould too if ur name was .. ioflghre it was jus mad funny lol .. but soo stupid

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man these are pretty sad but theyre hella funny

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