Smokin' Dope

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.

So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.

''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.

''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.

''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''

''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''

''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.

''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''

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haha thats good.

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lol omg thats a good one haha

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heheheheh

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lol

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thats good

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this is a pretty old joke...i think you posted one like this before Seon Ho ^^

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
this is a pretty old joke...i think you posted one like this before Seon Ho ^^

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
this is a pretty old joke...i think you posted one like this before Seon Ho ^^

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haha yea..i think youve already posted this three times laready hehe..anyways...still funny..

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yeah i head jokes like this before HAHHAHAHA funny though

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Originally posted by AjY 2k
probably didnt notice on his rampage of continuous joke spamming

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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
him and taigrr (sp?) all the time.

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Originally posted by krnxswat
no. I don't see how me and taigrrs posts are considered spamming. she's posting other pictures in the OP thread, im posting jokes in the joke thread too. if you guys are soo irritated by it, why don't you just post "haha thats funny" after every one of my joke threads?

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