Dad Eats Lightbulbs

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.

"I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'If you turn out the light, I'll eat that thing.'"

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eww hahaha omg lolol

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thatwas kinda stupid... heard better from u seon ho

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ehh that was descent but atleast its better than mers jokes. he makes the worst ones ever. and im gonna try to make this like 2 or 3 lines so jusun wont get mad at me for making a bad post. here check out this joke... wait umm nm i guess mers jokes were so bad they got deleted (im just kidding, they dont all suck)

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