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Klumzy
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Idiots Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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saranghae
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haha... that's funnie.

that's a mean teacher thoe

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hahahaha

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Crazydeb8ter
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hahah the teacher is a retard

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lol freshies!!!

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haha funny joke

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puahahahahaha....
dis is non nasty short jokes....i love dese kinds...hahhaa

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shoujo
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lol....this is funny..

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HHxEliTE
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lol

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neomatrix2000
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I heard this one before in a movie. I think it was Any Given Sunday. They just addapted the joke to the movie, but this one sounds more funny.

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aznkid1008
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not bad but 2 make it betta
Teacher says for all idiots to stand up.
one student stands up
the teacher says "well y do u think ur an idiot?"
the student replies by sayin "well hell i must be stupid if i must be taught by an idiot standin in front and tryin to insult us"

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