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One Kiss
There was a boy whose parents were very strick in his
upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his
own relative. However, one day he saw one of his best friends
kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they
were doing. His mother told him , "It's called kissing and any boy
who does that to a girl will be stiff and die that very minute!" On
his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced
him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew that he
had never been kissed before. When she eventually got some
time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She
asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt." He said, "My
mother said if i kiss a girl i'll die this very minute!!" She
replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me." With that she
gave him a hot one square across the lips. He began to cry, "Oh
no I'm going to die!!!" she said, "Why are you going to die??" He
replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has
begun to get stiff!!"
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Last edited by liL komA xP on 07-25-2002 at 12:07 AM
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07-23-2002 11:45 PM
