The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

THE FINALISTS:

Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Iran
Ms. India
Ms. Philippines

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
(Applause...Applause)


QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause....Applause)


QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause...Applause)


QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

QUESTION: And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.
(Applause...Applause)


QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.
(Applause...Applause)


QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES: (Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi...) I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis! (GOSSIP)

QUESTION: Chismis?

MS. PHILIPPINES: (Ayy!) Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS. PHILIPPINES: (Ayy...dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi...) I mean...Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.

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Last edited by liL komA xP on 08-27-2002 at 10:25 PM

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please if yu were to lazy to read dis...den please read it!
cause it is worth it..lol.. nd dis includes other long jokes too..hehe

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lol i dont get what they sayin in philipino tho

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he is sayin part philipinis nd part english..i will edit..
if there is ( or ) dat means its another language...ok..

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Last edited by liL komA xP on 08-27-2002 at 10:26 PM

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i think dis week is da asian jk week..lol maybe i should do dis...

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haha... that's funnie... i read it somewhere thoe.

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lol..funny..esp the last part

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i love dis joke...haha
all da part ar funni..hehe

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haha. this is funny

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