Weird teachers...
The two weirdest teachers I've had is this one who yelled at a kid for drawing a blue horse in first grade, and when we were all reading, out of nowhere, she yelled out, "Stop yelling!" The other teacher was a sub, who claims he did all of these fake things, and would spend the whole class time talking about himself, so we ended up not doing any work....
My brother had some weird teachers....one of my brother's teachers I think was narcoleptic. One of his sixth grade teachers used to take him on "field trips" where he would bring the class to the field and play kick ball. (a homerun was either the standard way, or hitting a teacher with the kickball). In our old school, we used to have to take floride, and he knew the kids hated it, (it did taste pretty crappy) so he would "accidently" drop it on the floor, and would swish his floride and spit it on the floor. One of his lessons, he was trying to teach some point, and he was on the ground rolling around and gagging, and then the principal walked in, and said, "I don't want to know...."
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Ironically, we live to die... life is inevitable, so we are either living, or we are dead, but where are we when we are dead? Maybe we aren't ever "dead".Life is a memory. Time is always moving, so there is no now, thus all life is, is just a memory.
By.....me...Although I'm sure some one thought of that before me...
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