1. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.!

3. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."

4. She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
"No, jump in!" said the truck driver.

5. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied : "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life!"

these ar gay but i get bored easily...

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