panda joke
a panda walks into a restaurant and orders his food
then when hes finished, the waiter comes by and the panda shoots him
the panda then gets up and is about to walk out the door when a man stands up and shouts "Hey! You just killed that waiter!". The panda the says to the man "Hey buddy, I'm a panda, look it up". So when the man gets home he looks up panda in the dictionary, what he finds amazes him. pan·da 'Pa-Eh-n-DuH' "A bear like animal, origin in Asia, eats shoots and leaves'.
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