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Thread: only in america... [ tru ] |
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Post: only in america... [ tru ] |
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1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.Only in America... do drugstores... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
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706 |
07-19-2003 09:02 PM |
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Thread: da one without sins |
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Post: da one without sins |
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This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
2 |
699 |
07-19-2003 09:01 PM |
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Thread: porky |
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Post: porky |
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A little girl is walking her dog, when a priest comes along and says, "Hello, little girl. What's your name?"
She says, "Rosepetal."
He says, "That's a nice name."
She says, "Yeah. When I was... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
6 |
812 |
07-19-2003 12:28 AM |
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Thread: fallen wagon... |
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Post: fallen wagon... |
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I'll help... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
4 |
778 |
07-19-2003 12:22 AM |
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Thread: KLUMZY!!! [juahn] |
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Post: KLUMZY!!! [juahn] |
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juahn... can i plzz b da joke mod... plzzzzzz?
well i kno seon ho wont bak down so im askin u... ^^
newaiis, i posted a joke so dat i dont spam...
One Sunday morning George burst into the living... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
8 |
1117 |
07-14-2003 03:09 AM |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
9 |
871 |
07-14-2003 02:59 AM |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
13 |
1085 |
07-08-2003 09:27 PM |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
13 |
1085 |
07-08-2003 09:16 PM |
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Thread: kick da animal... |
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Post: kick da animal... |
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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
9 |
871 |
07-08-2003 09:13 PM |
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Thread: haha revenge! |
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Post: haha revenge! |
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A newlywed couple goes to bed early on Christmas night. The wife awakes in the middle of the night, wakes her husband and says: "Honey, Honey wake up! I had the most amazing dream!"
Husband: "Huh, what... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
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1003 |
07-08-2003 09:09 PM |
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Thread: 52 year old man... |
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Post: 52 year old man... |
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A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.
Blonde: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
5 |
999 |
07-08-2003 08:49 PM |
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Thread: over an egg [andy] |
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Post: over an egg [andy] |
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There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
8 |
899 |
07-08-2003 08:47 PM |
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Spiritual Life |
wonmin |
16 |
6368 |
07-08-2003 06:07 PM |
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Personal Pictures |
wonmin |
10 |
1095 |
07-08-2003 06:02 PM |
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Other Pictures |
wonmin |
8 |
1562 |
07-08-2003 06:01 PM |
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Thread: mexican jokes |
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Post: mexican jokes |
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Q:WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITHOUT A LAWNMOWER
A: UNEMPLOYED
Q:WHY DO MEXICANS DRIVE LOW-RIDERS
A: SO THEY CAN CRUISE AND PICK CABBAGE AT THE SAME TIME
Q:WHY DO MEXICANS MAKE HOT TAMALEES ON... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
5 |
810 |
07-08-2003 03:53 PM |
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Thread: asdf |
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Post: asdf |
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[url]www.asdf.com[/url] |
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Random Thoughts |
wonmin |
6 |
751 |
07-03-2003 08:16 PM |
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Random Thoughts |
wonmin |
40 |
3701 |
07-03-2003 07:24 PM |
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Personal Pictures |
wonmin |
17 |
1474 |
07-03-2003 07:17 PM |
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Thread: example |
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Post: example |
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A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.
The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, 'Can your dog... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
5 |
847 |
07-03-2003 07:04 PM |
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Thread: horny priest [sux fo him] |
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Post: horny priest [sux fo him] |
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
6 |
759 |
07-03-2003 07:02 PM |
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Thread: "come again?" |
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Post: "come again?" |
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard." |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
9 |
1271 |
07-03-2003 06:49 PM |
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Thread: $100 penis |
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Post: $100 penis |
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Man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo.
Tattoo artist: " What kind of tattoo do you want ?"
Man: "I want the new $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis."
Tattoo artist: "Why?"
Man:... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
1 |
1089 |
07-03-2003 06:48 PM |
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Thread: haha bush joke |
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Post: haha bush joke |
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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
0 |
676 |
07-03-2003 06:45 PM |
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Thread: april fools [poor guy] |
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Post: april fools [poor guy] |
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Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there... |
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Jokes and Humor |
wonmin |
3 |
679 |
07-03-2003 06:36 PM |
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