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An Act of Charity

An Act of Charity

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

lol....

*LOL*

hahahaha that was good ^^

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Originally posted by saranghae
hahahaha that was good ^^

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psalm 38:6

at first i didn't get it ..

cuz i was pronouncings hymns wrong -_____-

hahaha lol

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its better to lose a lover, than to love a loser

hahaha wutta horny old lady

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Originally posted by Dekkai
are you the very quiet, elderly, saintly widow??

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haha~i wish that was me!