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Dogs at the VET

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.

The third dog said,"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"

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i dont get it..

um yeah..

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Originally posted by castle outsider
i dont get it..

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Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
the third dog is gettin toenails clipped cuz they too sharp

so then once its clipped he wont hurt his owners gf no more when hes doggin her

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"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. " - Bruce Lee

ewww nasty bestiality...

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ewww... that's gross hahaha
weird woman

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ewwww mer thats not funny your sick. dont talk to me at school anymore...weirdo... lol

lol

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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
ewwww mer thats not funny your sick. dont talk to me at school anymore...weirdo... lol

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I don't get it

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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
ewwww mer thats not funny your sick. dont talk to me at school anymore...weirdo... lol

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man thats nasty

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
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Originally posted by Ladi Jay
I don't get it

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"The weight of this sad time we must obey,/ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say./ The oldest hath borne most; we that are young/ Shall never see so much, nor live so long."
King Lear (V.3.300-304)

lol sick humor -_-

aigOo..haha

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ew hahahahaahaha thats sick lol but still funny

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