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Posted by eddiee on 12-10-2002 10:20 PM:

O__o

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags
him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy's
cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight
and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages around
in a drawer
until he finds a hacksaw, which he picks up and displays to
the terrified
man.

The man, wide-eyed, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going
to cut off my dick, are you?"

The husband hands him the hacksaw and says: "Nope. You are.
I'm setting the garage on fire."


Posted by castle outsider on 12-11-2002 12:47 AM:

bwhahhahahhhaaaa...man what a way to torture people hahahha


Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 12-13-2002 03:41 AM:

-____-; im slow..i dont get it.

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Posted by JuJu on 12-13-2002 03:58 AM:

omgawd!!!

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Posted by Klumzy on 12-13-2002 07:43 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by MiGhTy KiTTy
-____-; im slow..i dont get it.


HAHAHAHHA great joke

explanation... the guy's dick is stuck to the vise (he is in the garage)... the husband gives the guy the hacksaw becuase he is going to set teh garage on fire... get it?? if the guy doesn't want to burn to death, he will have to cut off his own dick with the hacksaw

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 12-13-2002 09:49 PM:

hahahaha nice

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Posted by GinaDaQueen on 12-20-2002 12:06 AM:

wow, clever guy... haha..... that's pretty much tortue right there

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Posted by liL komA xP on 12-20-2002 12:55 AM:

hahahahaha....lol
its funni but it will be hard fo da ppl who r slow...
(why didnt he untighten da vise...?)

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Posted by eddiee on 12-20-2002 01:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by liL komA xP
hahahahaha....lol
its funni but it will be hard fo da ppl who r slow...
(why didnt he untighten da vise...?)



and removes the handle of the vise


Posted by EviL RicE 666 on 12-21-2002 07:25 AM:

lol.. but wouldnt it sorta be the construction worker's loss too cuz its his own garage he's settin on fire..? oh well, he probably don care as long as the other guys in pain...


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 12-21-2002 07:28 AM:

hahah

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Posted by rhymester* on 12-21-2002 08:36 AM:

damn thats twisted..haha

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Posted by krnpimpceSs on 12-27-2002 10:24 PM:

hahahahah..dat must hurrrt..

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Posted by MasWusHot on 12-27-2002 10:47 PM:

lol haha

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