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gay rooster

Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike!" The old rooster says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you." The young rooster snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!" The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop." The young rooster smiles: "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens! Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust: "Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week."

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lol ..damn

puhahahaa!! funnie!!!

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smart old rooster

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA .... thats messed up.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hehehe

I know one like this:



so there's the old rooster and the young rooster, dad and son.

one day, the old rooster says "ok son, it's almost my time, you've got to learn how to make hens lay eggs."

then he makes hens to make a line trough the coop and tells his son "okay, you start from that side and I'll start from this one"

they start having a fast-plug with every hen over there "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" said the dad and the son each time they had a hen

but then the old rooster began to feel exhausted... "ex...cuse... me... chick..." and the young one kept going "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick"

"excuse... me.... chick..."

"excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick"

"ex... cuse... me.... chick..."

"excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick"

"eeeeeeeex... cuse... me >gasp< chick"

"excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick" "excuse me dad" "excuse me chick" "excuse me chick"

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puhaha both of them are funny i alreayd heard the first one though

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Originally posted by neomatrix2000
smart old rooster

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hahahhahahha` dats so funni

but i dont get second one

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quote:

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Originally posted by dalgyal
hahahhahahha` dats so funni

but i dont get second one

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what the? roosters talking in the begining got me all confused and everything!! gaahh..damn i read it like 3 times i can cant get past the beginging..waht the?

hahahah both of them are funny

HAHAHAH "excuse me dad" wat was he thinking!

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