Jusunlee.com Forums
Show all 12 posts from this thread on one page

Jusunlee.com Forums (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/index.php)
- Jokes and Humor (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=31)
-- Man goes to ladies room (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=8261)


Posted by liL komA xP on 11-26-2002 01:20 AM:

Man goes to ladies room

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.

The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".

Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is inside this bag!"

__________________
hello..people :thumbup:
hab a nice day

aim: krNx kiD xP


Posted by eddiee on 11-26-2002 01:23 AM:

-___-


Posted by Chinesegrl on 11-26-2002 01:27 AM:

hahahaha


Posted by JuJu on 11-26-2002 01:40 AM:

hahahhaaa


cool bathroom

__________________
Hi


Posted by castle outsider on 11-26-2002 01:45 AM:

ahah ew...


Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 11-26-2002 02:08 AM:

hahahaha what kind of person would make button like that? i understand the other 3..... i guess

nasty

__________________


wana chat?
aim: LiQUiD PhLiP o1
xanga: AZNpinoyBOI


Posted by neomatrix2000 on 11-26-2002 02:27 AM:

Hahahahaha that must of hurt :omg:


Posted by merdawg on 11-26-2002 02:38 AM:

owwwwww :omg:

__________________


"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. " - Bruce Lee


Posted by dalgyal on 11-26-2002 03:36 AM:

... hahah` ouch >.<

__________________
simply-me.net
xanga.com/dalgyal


Posted by rhymester* on 11-26-2002 12:35 PM:

haha!! that is so sad. reminds me of the time i was in a plane and i pressed one of the buttons too, then the air steward came knocking on the door cos it was a help button. damn that was embarrassing hahaha

__________________


Posted by saranghae on 11-26-2002 08:28 PM:

aww.. that's so sad :sad:


Posted by krnxkid on 11-26-2002 08:36 PM:

sick

__________________
im me- AIM: choiboii12
XANGA : choiboii123


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:31 AM.
Show all 12 posts from this thread on one page