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Posted by bigChubuff on 11-09-2002 11:54 PM:

Superbowl ticket

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his
company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the
seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is
closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty
seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides
to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around
the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him,
"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob
again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl
and not use it?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married
in 1967."

"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you
find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."


Posted by TAIgrr on 11-09-2002 11:58 PM:

.. so..
what was the joke? er, punchline thing?

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Posted by saranghae on 11-10-2002 12:33 AM:

eh??


Posted by eddiee on 11-10-2002 04:10 AM:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


ok guys the day of the super bowl is the guys wifes funeral

the guy came to the game instead of the funeral...
get it?


Posted by saranghae on 11-10-2002 04:31 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


ok guys the day of the super bowl is the guys wifes funeral

the guy came to the game instead of the funeral...
get it?



that's mean.. :sad:


Posted by TAIgrr on 11-10-2002 04:32 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


ok guys the day of the super bowl is the guys wifes funeral

the guy came to the game instead of the funeral...
get it?


..
OO.

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 11-10-2002 05:29 AM:

..evil guys..SPORTS ARE EVIL!!!

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Posted by AZN Pinoy BOI on 11-10-2002 10:08 PM:

...... that was pretty bad....:sleep:

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Posted by castle outsider on 11-10-2002 10:25 PM:

o man i read like the first parts and im like..uh this is going to be one of those sad stories then i read that last line and started laughing haha

yea but it still sad


Posted by DEmeant0r on 11-10-2002 10:42 PM:

that was mean

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Posted by rhymester* on 11-11-2002 04:40 AM:

hahaha!!! is jus a joke!

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Posted by Street RSX on 11-11-2002 04:57 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by rhymester*
hahaha!!! is jus a joke!
itz a prettiee mean joke!!


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