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Posted by rhymester* on 10-29-2002 05:33 PM:

What a woman really wants

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if,after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch-only she would know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises... etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.

Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur total freedom.

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very uncomfortable. The honeymoon hour approached.

Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him!

The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the night?

What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?

What would you do? What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your own choice.
























Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

What is the moral of this story?

THE MORAL IS:
If your woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly!

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Posted by MiGhTy KiTTy on 10-30-2002 04:50 AM:

puhahahahah~ oh wow!! thats nice!!! >.<

wat a smart guy..hahahah xD

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Posted by saranghae on 10-30-2002 05:12 AM:

its soo long... haha.

aww... that's sooo cute!


Posted by Dekkai on 10-30-2002 05:16 AM:

Re: What a woman really wants

quote:
Originally posted by rhymester*
THE MORAL IS:
If your woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly!



I knew this one in another way:

"no matter how wonderful a woman is, deep inside she'll always be a witch"


don't blame me, I knew this that way

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Posted by Hyesungu on 10-30-2002 06:58 PM:

I would let her do whatever she wants.


Posted by Klumzy on 10-30-2002 10:35 PM:

hehe, very nice, very smart guy

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Posted by eddiee on 11-07-2002 01:28 AM:

wow that was long


NO MORAL IS A LIE!!!!!!


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